Girls- You know the days when the hubs does those "things" that make you want to go out and knock down a brownie troop? It's those things like leaving a bazillion socks on the floor, getting instant paralysis when the dogs need letting out the doorbell rings...those fun things. Here's a lil' list of things you could secretly do to even up the score:

1.) Bake a nice batch of ex-lax brownies. KIDDING OF COURSE
2.) Short sheet him. (Yes, it's 6th grade campy- but aggravating...so it works)
3.) Park his car down the street and act surprised when he says it's gone (let him sweat it out 3 minutes and then let him off the hook)
4.) Put a positive pregnancy test on the bathroom counter. (This works best if you are over 40)
5.) Weed out his ugly hat collection one at a time.. this works for ties as well.
6.) Give a gift card for the roughest-toughest male massage therapist you can find and in the card write, "Good for one gentle relaxing massage by Ginger."

I hope I gave you a chuckle today! (No brownie troops or hubbies were harmed in the writing of this blog)