It's finally happened...the walls have come down! The Great Barrier separating The Front from The Back is gone! Yippeee!
For years I have been telling my Human to tear down these walls, but Nooooo, she just refused to listen to my expert advice. Well, she finally realized I am worth listening to - I'm not the Official Shop Cat of The Doggie Bag for nothing.
So, on July 2nd, under my leadership, my team of Humans began…Continue
The day began as a normal day. I started with my morning rounds, making sure all was in place, nothing out of the ordinary. Then it hit me, my nose caught the scent...a Lizard! Where exactly was this reptilian creature? Instantly, my Feline ears targeted the hiding spot, he was hiding behind some boxes. The Hunt was on!
As awesome as I am, I am unable to move boxes, so I waited and I waited and finally...BAM...I got him! Oh, this was a mighty…Continue
I have heard a rumor, and I must say it has my tail in a fluff! Apparently, there is a small group of radicals trying to outlaw catnip! Have you ever heard of such a thing...OUTLAW CATNIP!!! This so called group is claiming that cats are abusing the nip, and cats are the cause of an increase in household accidents. What, have you ever heard of such a thing? Look folks, when I knock over that plant, spill your drink, or dart out of nowhere causing you to trip, note, these are…Continue